I used to believe Old people were selfish bitches who made you give up your seat to be selfish
A childhood belief about getting older
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a bank was a place where they give out money to peopleAnon
- I thought Maria Carey's 1998 ballad was 'I'd give my arms' instead of 'I'd give my all'.— Briony Maggs
- I thought the tip jar at the restaurant was so people could give the chef cooking tips for how to cook better.Anon
- I used to think eyedust was made by people who lived in your eyes and made buns.— The world looks to me.
- I used to believe that when people broke bones, doctors would give them a new part of the body they broke. — Kelly
- I used to believe that the lyrics to Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" were "You give love a Band-Aid".Anon