I believed that the Gettysburg Address was "Daddy's burger dress." Needless to say, that conjured some pretty weird images in my mind.
A childhood belief about history

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the Gettysburg Address was the mailing address of the White House.Anon
- I used to believe that Madonna's "dress you up in my love" was "dress you up in nylon."Anon
- I used to think being on holiday meant that you were moving house temporarily, like with a change of address.Anon
- i used to believe that if i planted some sesemi seeds form a burger i would actualy grow bread!— bam
- When my sister told one of my brothers her e-mail address, he thought to spell out “at” instead of typing “@”.— EJ - no longer computer illiterate!
- "Going to the jazz club in my mind"? Not me! "Going to Nebraska in my mind..."— Felix