I thought penis was spelled “Penus”, Like “Venus” but with a P.
A childhood belief about spelling

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the rapper Eminem's name was spelled M&M and anyone named Juan was spelled one.Anon
- I thought the name Phillip was actually spelled "Fill Up"— Natasha H
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- I thought Kaa's name from The Jungle Book was spelled "Car" and that he had a brother named Truck.Anon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that you spelled "ESSAY" like "SA" and "EASY" like "EZ".— Lauren