My parents used to listen to Radio 4 whilst cooking or what have you, and I always used to try and get involved with the Seaman's Weather Forecast, which I mistook for a very long intellectual gameshow. The 'presenter' would ask 'Llandudno' whether 'South-Westerly' was 'moderate' or 'good'. I always assumed an answer never came because the contestants were busy writing them down.
A childhood belief about radio

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that hawaii was located right south of florida. hey, they both have great weather!— ashley
- I'm an American, and for a good long while I thought that Boxing Day involved the sport of boxing.— miss Taken
- I thought weather forecasters were psychic and that's how they knew what the weather would be.Anon
- I used to believe that the boogie man would come and get me if I didn't listen to my parents.Anon
- When I was little, I had tiny toes and beleived that ducks mistook them for kernels of corn and eat them.— Seguin
- When I was 3 I assumed that my parents were 18 and that every grown-up was 18.Anon