I used to believe that women gave birth by pooping out the baby when they went to the toilet and the babies were crying because it smelled.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- Until I was five, I used to think that women gave birth to baby girls and men gave birth to baby boys— Cassidy K
- I used to believe that women gave birth to girls and Men gave birth to boys— Rob
- i used to think that women gave birth to their husbands and marry them...— Pat
- When I was younger, I thought that Labour Day was when all sorts of women gave birth.— Greg
- I used to believe that mommies gave birth to girls and daddies gave birth to boys. — Jackie
- When i was little i thought that the mom's gave birth to the daughters and the dad's gave birth to the sons. Anon