When I was a child, I somehow got it into my head that 'The Government' was the same thing as the cobbler who wore a stained white overcoat and worked in a small shed at the bottom of the railway bridge near our house. I'm not sure where the connection came, but I remember it being maddening when, as a five year old, I attempted to explain to my mother the truth of the matter -- hoping she wouldn't be duped into believing the lie that everyone else had bought into.
A childhood belief about politics

others believed things like this
- i beleived that when someone bought a new house, they would swap with the person they bought it from— c
- i use to belive that mum could vac up my toy no matter how big or small— beach bum
- when i was small i always for some reason, used to believe that all muslims wore turbans... — minal!
- I once believed that if I wore my Halloween costume to bed, I'd wake up as the actual thing.— Sarah
- Remember the old Tubes song "White Punks on Dope". Thought they were singing "White Folks are Dumb"
— WailerMan - I used to think that there were small people on TV who worked when I turned on the TV— JAVIER