I have a friend who thought for years that the Bee Gees were singiing about a 'four legged woman' rather than 'more than a woman'
and my sister would always sing along to a paul young song, singing 'everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you' in stead of 'piece of me with you'.....
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to hear "Everytime you go away, you take a piece of Meat with you"
Makes a nice light snack I spose.— Linda - That at meetings adults sat on plastic chairs surrounding a large piece of meatAnon
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- My daughter thought Paul McCartney was singing "Hey Dude" instead of "Hey Jude". Anon