My friend Hal was firmly under the impression that the UNKLE song 'Drums of Death' featured Mike D from the Beestie Boys hollering 'Yeah, Jonathon Depp, y'all, take him to the top y'all' in the chorus for many, many years. But to the top of what Hal, to the top of what?
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the chorus of "mountain song" by jane's addiction was in a different language— nothing'sshocking
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab
- I used to believe that Mike Meyers and Michael Myers where the same person— RS
- I used to believe that "Earwigs lived in your ears", scared
me to death for years.— Will Chapman - I used to believe the Beastie Boys were a boy band. Well, the name sounds similar to Backstreet Boys!Anon