Mates wife: Constant craving by KD Lang - she thought it was Can't Stand Gravy...(sorry Sarah)
Ex g/friend: Jet by Wings was actually called - Chair!
Me (although I realised it HAD to be wrong) - Meatloaf, Bat Out of Hell "on a silver black phantom bike - was "I'm a Cilla Black fan on bike.."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- my brother told me that if i ride my bike with my mouth open i will swallow my tounge. Anon
- I used the scar on my dads leg was a shark bite when in fact he fell off his bike when he was a child— Wendy Murray
- I thought black people were black because they drank chocolate milk. — Shelby
- When i was a child, i used to believe that when people ate black beans, they became black— Mar'ia Elena
- I used to believe that black people were black because they had so many frecles that they merged together.Anon