I used to think that the lyrics to the last line of "Row, Row, Row your Boat" was "Life, a spot, a dream." I never could figure it out until my mom told me.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the last line of Row Row Row Your Boat was 'Life is butter dream'.— Mindless Misfit
- I used to think life was a dream and I was in heavenAnon
- I used to think that life was all a dream and one day i would wake up like a 75 year old woman.( who knows?)— 8 with wrinkles
- I thought that life is a dream and when you die you wake up (maybe it's true who knows?)— Naos
- When I was young I thought that a parking spot was a spot like a polka dot and not a space for a car.— Mina Tova
- row row row your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily merrily life's a butter bean.— bleeslady