My brother was playing Jimi Hendrix's Purple Haze around my mother, when suddenly she exclaimed "That's disgusting! How can you listen to that crap?" We asked exactly what she was talking about and she said "He said he wants to kiss that guy!" Um, mom, its "kiss the sky."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think Jimi Hendrix was white, and Eric Clapton was black.— Steve
- I used to believe that if you kiss a frog then the would would really turn into a king.— jing
- I used to believe that if I could kiss my elbow that I would turn into a girl (the opposite sex).— Rusty
- My sister told me that if I could kiss my elbow I would change into a boy. I never disproved her on this.— Aussie
- I used to think people didnt actually kiss on tv,i thought that the computer just made it look that way.— deanna
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha