I thought the Elton John song where he sings, "I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, that I put down into words..." was "i hope you don't mind, platypus down in the woods."
I also thought the Barry Manilow song where he sings, "Looks like we made it." was "Looks like tomatoes."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the title of Barry Manilow's song "Looks Like We Made It" was "Looks Like Tomatoes".— close2nd
- "Going to the jazz club in my mind"? Not me! "Going to Nebraska in my mind..."— Felix
- I thought my imaginary friend was real and he imagined me
I hope he still believes I existAnon - When I was little I would always say in my mind, "I know you can read my mind", just in caseAnon
- As a child, I thought that Olivia Newton-John was Elton John's wife and Juice Newton's sister.— Connie
- I used to believe the the Elton John song, "Crocodile Rock" was about a Crocodile, named Rock.Anon