I used to think our cardboard stand-up of Steve Martin talked to me through our vacuum cleaner. It sure didn't help that my dad hid behind him and spoke into the cleaner hose...
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- I used to think that "elbow grease" was an actual product of kitchen or surface cleaner.— Carrie
- I used to believe that the "Pledge" of Allegiance had something to do with our "Pledge" cleaner. — Pledge
- i used to think that vacuum cleaners had little piece of space inside them because space is a vacuumAnon
- I used to believe Martin Luther King chose your birthday.Anon
- I used to believe that Job in the Bible had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon
- "Big "Ol Jet Had A Light On" aka Big Ol Jet Airliner - Steve Miller Band— My son in law John