I used to believe that the "Pledge" of Allegiance had something to do with our "Pledge" cleaner.
A childhood belief about the pledge

others believed things like this
- I thought the Pledge of Allegiance was "to the United Steaks of America," and that we were saying it to cows.— bessy
- I used to believe it was illegal to not recite the pledge at school. Anon
- Through second grade I always concluded the pledge with '...indivisible, with liberty and just a straw.'— George
- I used to think that "elbow grease" was an actual product of kitchen or surface cleaner.— Carrie