I used to believe the the words to the country song "Cheap wine and a three day growth" were in fact, "Cheap wine and a three legged goat" up until about 6 months ago. I am 24.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you swallowed wine or beer in two sips then you would get drunk— Heather
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon
- MY SISTER TOLD ME THAT CANNED SPAGHETTI WERE REALLY WORMS THAT'S WHY THEY WERE SO CHEAP...I BELIEVED— CATHY
- I used to believe that men drank beer and women drank wine. Anon
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S