When I heard "my lover has got no money he has got his strong beliefs" I thought they said, "lover has got no money, he has got his trombone leased!!!"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your motherAnon
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- When I was a little kid I used to believe that tissue paper was money and that you could have a box of money.Anon
- I used to belive that if you went up to an ATM it would just give you money out that is not your own money.Anon
- i used to want to be a tollbooth attendant because i thought they got to keep all the money.— adam j. sontag
- I thought you were supposed to take money out of the collection at church.— Wangchuk