When I was in year 1 at primary school (aged 5) we had to go to assembly with the whole school, but weren't given hymnbooks to help us sing the songs as most of couldn't read well enough yet. As a result, for years I sang "Dance, dance, wherever you may be, I am the lord of the dance settee". I assumed a "dance settee" was a place where you could be really comfortable, warm, etc, and were allowed to jump on the furniture!
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- I used to believe when a dog humped you it was trying to dance with you. Anon
- One of my friends used to believe that appendixitis was a Hawiian dance. — Jessica Tinch (belief by Tara Luethke)
- i used to believe i looked exactly like michael jackson when he dance - when i was jumping.— sandy.
- i used to believe that cats were aliens and dogs wanted to dance with them and eat pie!— joah nacobs
- I believed I could tap dance by moving my feet real fast. — Aussie