I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- I had the weird superstition that if I let all the bathwater run out it'd suck my soul down with it too.— Dan
- I used to believe that the Holy Trinity was Dad, God and Santa Claus!— Cathy P.
- I thought that after the resurrection Jesus became the Holy Ghost.— Meowpossum
- I used to believe brussel sprouts were holy because they had a cross marked in the top when mum boiled them!— Ali Brill
- I used to think my priest was a bit foolish for never having noticed that Dog is God written backwards— anticap