I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I thought that after the resurrection Jesus became the Holy Ghost.— Meowpossum
- I thought that "slipping someone the Mickey" had something to do with Mickey Mouse— stymie
- When I was little I wanted to go to Disneyland as soon as I could, before Mickey Mouse died.— Mary
- Someone I know IRL used to believe that Goofy (Mickey Mouse's friend) was a walrusAnon
- I used to believe that the Holy Trinity was Dad, God and Santa Claus!— Cathy P.
- I used to believe brussel sprouts were holy because they had a cross marked in the top when mum boiled them!— Ali Brill