When I was little there was an oldies song that contained the Lyrics "I'm a girl watcher." I would sing it as "I'm a Whale watcher."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- Oldies Song Peggy Sue. I used to think that he was talking about how much he loves his "Baggy Suit".— Randy
- I believed that "oldies" were a genre of music still being produced. — UB
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana