In a song I heard by Micheal Jackson, Billie Jean, yesterday, I swore he was saying
"Kitty Kitty, At my door,
he claims I am no fun,
Janet's not my son"
when it was in fact,
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
Truly weird.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher - When I was young I used to think that Micheal Jackson was a girl.
— Jib Joseph - I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- I used to think that Micheal Jordan and Micheal Jackson were the same person!Anon
- When i was younger, around 5 or 6, i thought that ever limo had micheal jackson in it. — -maria