I used to believe the lyrics to the zephyr song (red hot chilli peppers) were "Fly away on my cell phone" instead of "fly away on my zephyr!)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Yep I thought the Zephyr song was fly away on my cell phone— Jenny
- I always thought that my relatives were really tiny, and inside my phone when I talked to them on the phone.Anon
- I thought that Dr. Pepper was made out of hot peppers.Anon
- I thought peppermints were made with peppers.— Lucy
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana