My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- i thought president Bush was an actuall bush.— oops
- For a long time I thought you couldn't have sex if the man wasn't on top.Anon
- I thought the mole on my arm was from a bug pooping on my arm a long time agoAnon
- I thought Viagra was an allergy medicine for a really long time.Anon
- I thought for a long time that beaver and badger are the same animal— Ted Snow
- When I was little I thought that if I stayed a long time in the water I would become a mermaid.— Salma