For a long time I thought you couldn't have sex if the man wasn't on top.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis
- My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.— Kate
- You couldn't have your belly button covered for too long or it would be harder for you to breathe.— Jess
- I thought the mole on my arm was from a bug pooping on my arm a long time agoAnon
- I thought Viagra was an allergy medicine for a really long time.Anon
- I thought for a long time that beaver and badger are the same animal— Ted Snow