we used to sing as kids
(thinking we were right)
mais e dotes an dos e dotes
and litte lamsitivy
a tiddly tivie to
wouldnt you
(real words)
mares eat oats
and lambs eat oats
and little lambs eat ivy
id like to eat ivy too wouldnt you
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the duo Hall & Oats were farmers. Why else would they name themselves "Haulin' Oats"?— Pat
- I used to believe that the man on the moon was the Quaker Oats man!— Kristen
- I thought Hall and Oates was Holland Oats.Anon
- I didn't mind eating lambs brains when I was a kid because I thought it would make me smart.Anon
- One day i told my mom that i wouldnt pick my nose until the boogers made it look like i was a walrus— Lotta Thang
- I legitmately thought that my mom wouldnt be able to read my diary if I wrote it pig latin!— Ashley