I used to sing the song "Silent Night" with the words "Brown young virgins, mother and child"
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!Anon
- I was told as a child to eat the dark parts of a banana, because it was really brown sugar.Anon
- I once was told that ONLY virgins get acne. After sex, no new pimples grow. I believed that.— MD Caruso
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick