I used to believe that my cat was a reincarnation of the buddha and was sent by satan to squash me.
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that I couldn't eat deviled eggs because they were from satan and possessed.— Char
- I remember back in sunday school that if you stomped on the ground you would hurt satan. Anon
- I once believed that Tusken Raiders from Star Wars Where a Type of Demon like Satan in the BibleAnon
- When I got my feet measured by the electronic machine, I thought that the machine will squash my feet!— Helen
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood