this was my brother, he used to not answer to any name other than "daddy". which was especially funny when in public and my mother had to call him over.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- My mother used to call my behind "a paw paw" and for many years I refused to eat paw paws (papayas)— Garth
- i used to believe that public houses were just houses were the public could go and liveAnon
- I used to believe I could speak with animmals!!! I used to believe he answer my... — pierre
- I always though as a kid that "To Let" signs were public conveniences with an I missing. Really.— Col
- When I was a kid, I wondered why they called it "public hair" when it was so private.Anon