i used to think the song jeremy by pearl jam said "jeremy's toe jam, heeeyyy" instead of "jeremy's spoken, in class today"
:)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was little I used to believe that URDU is the most spoken language in the world Anon
- When I was little, I used to think that Latin was wriiten because it wasn't a spoken language!!!— Stupid Gal
- I used to believe that the Chinese boy in my kindergarten class flew from China every day to get to class.— Debi
- I used to believe that Latin was spoken in Latin America.— C.C.
- I thought there were no pirates alive today!— Sp' Iyulgar
- When I was 4 i always believed that the brocolli would jumpoff the plate and eat me and today im still scared— Katrina S.