I thought "I wandered lonely as a cloud" was "I want a pony for my shroud"-well, the school choir was made up of very horsy girls.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that everytime it rain that Mrs. Cloud was crying b/c Mr. Cloud made her mad.Anon
- when i was young i thought god was a cloud, big white fluffy cloud floating around with 2 eyes and a smile. — kerrie
- I used to believe that the large building/skyscrapers that made smoke were "cloud machines"Anon
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I only found out last year that a pony is not a baby horse.— Mescaline Frumblethond
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon