I used to think Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like A Lady" was really a dance tune called "Do The Calculator".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe
- I used to believe the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" said "Do It Like A Lady"— jvf
- When I was little, I called the Pope "the dude with the godly hat".— Jessica Tinch
- Run DMC feat. Aerosmith - Walk This Way
"Balk this hay!"— Santa Puncher - I thought Aerosmith's 'Love in an Elevator' was 'Loving a man like Victor'.— Tracy Miller
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox