I thought the Jimi Hendrix lyric from Purple Haze was "Excuse me while I kiss this guy". Turns out it's "while I kiss the sky". Hey, I was young!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think Jimi Hendrix was white, and Eric Clapton was black.— Steve
- I used to think people didnt actually kiss on tv,i thought that the computer just made it look that way.— deanna
- I used to believe that if you kiss a frog then the would would really turn into a king.— jing
- I used to believe that if I could kiss my elbow that I would turn into a girl (the opposite sex).— Rusty
- My sister told me that if I could kiss my elbow I would change into a boy. I never disproved her on this.— Aussie
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha