You know how on your standard loaf you have the flat bottom with the sharp corners and the rounded top with no corners? Well, I used to think that I was more likely to choke eating the sharp corner of the crust, so I always made sure (especially when having toast) that I ate the rounded corner first so that I would live longer.
A childhood belief about crusts

others believed things like this
- i used to believe the turning signals on cars helped them turn sharp corners.— Julia
- I used to believe that farts were triangular with the ends rounded so they wounded hurt.Anon
- I believed my dad when he said that he could see round corners. — Charisma
- I use to believe that if a sharp object punctured your eye it would pop like a bubble— Dani
- that there was a sharp toothed snail inside my nose, waiting to bite my finger off— diana
- I used to believe that if you pressed on the inside corners of your eyes that your eyes would pop out.— Sabrina