I used to believe that farts were triangular with the ends rounded so they wounded hurt.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- When I was little I USED to THINK that hair grows by the ends.— Sirin
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.— mh
- I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out— jackL
- I used to think that motorcycles were propelled by farts.— Meredith
- I used to believe that sky ends at the horizon and by crossing it we can go to another world..— Debasish Satapathy