I used to believe that women had babies by virtue of being married and in love. Men and women got married because they loved eachother, therefore being in love produced babies. I was totally disgusted when I found out the truth (via reading Womans Own, when about age 9)
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- when i was young i believed that gay men got married to gay women!— robster
- I used to think when you married you had babies immediately!Anon
- I used to belief that women had babies by pressing their belly buttons!— amy
- i used to think that every family had a brother and sister and they married eachother when they got olderAnon
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine