I used to think that an aerosmith song said "Who farted? WHO? Who?"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- Run DMC feat. Aerosmith - Walk This Way
"Balk this hay!"— Santa Puncher - I thought Aerosmith's 'Love in an Elevator' was 'Loving a man like Victor'.— Tracy Miller
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere
- I used to think when you farted, bubbles came out.— Nick