Until...yesterday, actually, I was certain that Cleveland was in Denmark. I thought a lot of unusual things about them, now that I think about them. I used to think the Danish were called the Netherlanders. And they also invented doughnuts and dogs. And because they invented dogs, God lived there.
A childhood belief about nationalities

others believed things like this
- i thought hot dogs were made from real dogs and sum tasted good sum didnt.— Wayne
- Thanks to the movie "Annie", I thought hot dogs were made from real dogs. — Katie
- I used to think the ottoman was called the "autumin" because it was invented in autumn. I Anon
- I used to believe "mixed breeds" of dogs were made by two dogs being put in a blender— Andie
- My sister and I thought cats and dogs were the same animal, the dogs were male and the cats were female.— Paul
- My dad told me that Dalmation dogs were called 'Damnations', I really thought they were until I was about 9.— bunny