I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe if you fart hard enough you can fly— Bob
- when i was abotu 5 or 6 i thought that if i were to pull hard enough on my pants, i would float away— Aaron
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- i used 2 think if u lied your pants would catch on fire cus of the sayin "lier lier pants on fire!"— nell
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere
- I used to think when you farted, bubbles came out.— Nick