Babies were delivered in a suitcase-not by a stork, that would be too dangerous!
Until I was 6 I thought the mid-wife brought the baby in her big bag and the mother just got fat because she wouldn't have time to cook or eat.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- Until i was 7,I believed that the stork actually delivered babies.
I was a very stupid kid....— DumbKid - When I was a child I used to believe children were being brought by stork.— Matteo
- i know that this is not very original, but i used to think that baby's came from the stork.— J Dog
- If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.Anon
- My wife thought she was Elvis mother when she was 4. It was 1977 the same year he died. — sister vanilla
- I used to believe that mosquito larvae were baby hammerhead sharks. Made the ditch a very dangerous place!— Karen