If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- I used to belief that the Muslim women who wore their garment wore it because they were bald.Anon
- I thought Marco Polo was a kind of shirt.Anon
- i used to think that the pope was married but also i thought howcome her wife never appeared on TV— jp
- When I was little I thought that a honeymoon was when the Husband and wife went to the moon and eat honey.— AmAnDa
- My wife thought she was Elvis mother when she was 4. It was 1977 the same year he died. — sister vanilla