I used to believe the song lyrics to Tori Amos' 'Professional Widow' remix was 'Honey bring me toast tonight, Honey bring me toast tonight will ya... its gotta be burnt, its gotta be burnt...' Instead of 'Honey bring me close tonight, Honey bring me close tonight...'. Thought that she was just a little strange but artistic licence and all that!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe waffles were honey combs and thats why you would pour honey on it — Gaby
- When I heard "Don't Come Out Tonight(Bad Moon on the Rise), I thought they were saying Bathroom on the Right.— helen.sellers
- I fully believed, up until about 6 years old, that the word 'accident' was a noun that meant 'burnt toast'.— Karl Goetz
- 'I've got candy in my ears tonight, baby'.
~Canned Heat, Jimiroquai.— Nin - When I was little I thought that a honeymoon was when the Husband and wife went to the moon and eat honey.— AmAnDa
- I used to believe bears made honey.— thetruthabouthoney