"Our father, who AREN'T in heaven."
Dead people went to heaven, but I figured maybe God lived some place even higher. But I still didn't understand the bad grammar.
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- I never did understand why it was "Our Father, who aren't in heaven".— Edith
- I used to be really confused about the whereabouts of God.
On account of: "Our Father who Aren't in Heaven".— Tania Bradshaw - when there is a spot where the sun only shines between 2 clowds god was takeing dead people up to heaven.— manda
- when i was younger i thought that areoplanes drove dead people to heavenAnon
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- I used to believe the dead flew up to heaven.— Pierre, a French student in eighth grade