I used to believe that an aunt twice removed meant that she had married into the family, then gotten divorced and then married someone else and gotten divorced again (removed from the family twice, ya know?)
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- i used to think that every family had a brother and sister and they married eachother when they got olderAnon
- I used to think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were a married couple. — l stu electtirc boogaloo
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- I used to believe that when you had a cousin twice-removed, they had died and came back to life twice.— Amanda
- I used to believe that if the tyres were removed from a car, it would work perfectly on a railway track.— Anonymous Whistleblower
- That the white stuff coming out of aeroplanes meant that someone on the plane had just got married.Anon