I used to believe - well actually, somewhere inside I STILL believe - that in Michael Jackson's "Billy Jean", the refrain goes:
Billy Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who says that I am the one
BUT THE CHAIR IS NOT MY SON!
Alright, so it doesn't make much sense, but I like it that way. And MJ should sing clearer.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher - Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- I used to think Billy Idols "Eyes without a face" was "How's about a date" : - )— Shay
- I used to think that Sylvester Stallone and Billy Joel were the same person.Anon
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon