i thought that "aromatic" duck was actually "asthmatic" duck.
poor thing...
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I always thought that duck sauce (from chinese restaurants) was duck poop.
— emily - Whenever I was upstairs on a bus, I didn't believe that it would fit under the bridge so I used to duck. — Dave, Lancashire
- I used to belive that if I didn't duck when going under bridges they would hit me.Anon
- My mother's name was Anna. She was called "Annemor"(Duck mama). I was convinced I was a duckling.— Christine Norway
- When I was young I used to believe for some reason that being asthmatic meant you were born with no lungs.Anon
- I used to believe it was illegal to shop at Goodwill unless you were poor.— Aretia