My Mom could never figure out who Round John was. As in Round John, Virgin Mother and Child. Or rather as it should be Round yond Virgin, Mother and Child from Silent Night
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- As a child I used to think that Olivia Newton-John and Elton John were married.
Boy, I was way off.— Lisa - for the longest time every i used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Barret" said "round merry go round"— lin
- As a child, I thought that Olivia Newton-John was Elton John's wife and Juice Newton's sister.— Connie
- I used to think that Olivia-Newton John was three people like Sharon, Lois and Bram....Olivia, Newt and John— J
- I thought that Olivia Newton John was a group, Olivia Newt and John. — Sam O.
- I used to think that Olivia Newton-John was 3 people: Olivia, Newt, and John— Sally