I remember telling a friend that I didn't like the new Duran Duran song because of the terrible sexist lyrics... I had a big problem with them saying, "I'll slap that %itch when I find her."
(The Reflex - I'll cross that bridge when I find it.)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I went to the mountain I would find an ancient monster or find some treasure— Yazer Solorzano
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis
- Whenever I was upstairs on a bus, I didn't believe that it would fit under the bridge so I used to duck. — Dave, Lancashire
- When i was child, i used to believe i can fly, but i had to find the "formula" for realize it— Magic. W.
- I USED TO THINK ALL GOTHS WERE GHOSTS AND THEY WERE SAD BECOUSE THEY COULD'NT FIND THEY'RE WAY TO HEAVAN.Anon
- I used to believe that my dad use to find magic balls behind my ears and catch them in a paper bag.— Netty