When I was a kid, one of my favorite songs was "I'm in Love with My Car" by Queen. However, I was confused by the line, "get a grip on my boyracer rollbar," probably because I heard it as "catch a whiff of my boyish aroma."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that the word sexy (depending on your sex)
ment you were very girly/boyish.— MysticDarkness - I used to believe that my mum was the queen. She does look a bit like the queen... minus the orb and sceptre.— Vix
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess