my friend Carol thought that the Shania Twain song was "And when I cook him dinner in a Barney hat" instead of "When I cook him dinner and I burn it black"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- I thought the tip jar at the restaurant was so people could give the chef cooking tips for how to cook better.Anon
- i used to think that you used pepper spray to cook— c-dogg
- I believed that Reindeer loved popcorn, and so I would cook a bag and scatter it on the porch.— Popcornsanta
- Mom couldn't understand why at dinner time I wanted Chicken Pox.— Kristin
- My mom was always talking about "making
ends meat" but I don't ever remember having it served at dinner!— John Stees - We were told at school by the evil dinner ladies that apple pips contained arsenic.....Anon