When I was a child, my parents and neighbors said to me, "You were picked up from under the bridge". Because my face doesn't look like my parents. But my sisters and my brothers look like my parents. So I was sad and I cried.
I knew when I grew up that. The bridge means my mother's legs. They were just joking with me.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- that as I grew up, my parents would "grown down," then I would be the Mom and Mom would be my child.Anon
- my parents used to tell me and my sisters that if we ate our vegtables our eyes would turn green..— alex t
- Whenever I was upstairs on a bus, I didn't believe that it would fit under the bridge so I used to duck. — Dave, Lancashire
- I used to believe that George Washington died and turned into a bridge.— lara dean
- Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays. Anon
- that when I grew to be an adult my parents would be children.— Rainbow